Conversation With my 11 Year Old Boy

Him: Mom did you break a nail?
Me: What?
Him: You have one nail that is shorter than the rest......
Me: Oh yeah, I broke it a few days ago..
silence......
Me: Why?
Him: It looks funny
James: You have having a conversation with your 11 year old son about your nails!!!!

His poor wife... I am going to have to start praying for her now.....

R